10 short jokes to get the laughter rolling!

10 short jokes to get the laughter rolling!

1- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

2- What did one wall say to the other?

"I’ll meet you at the corner."

3- Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

4- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

5- Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

6- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

There was nothing left but de-brie.

7- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down!

8- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

9- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

10- What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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