1- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2- What did one wall say to the other?
"I’ll meet you at the corner."
3- Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
4- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
5- Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
6- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
7- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
8- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
9- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10- What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Comments
Post a Comment