The Magical Frog

A man was walking through the woods when he came across a frog sitting on a rock.

The frog looked up at him and said, “I’m a magical talking frog! If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
The man stared at the frog for a moment, picked it up, and put it in his pocket.
The frog, confused, asked, “Aren’t you going to kiss me?”
The man shook his head and said, “Nope. I’d rather have a talking frog.”